As we approach the Silly Season, here's an Aussie twist to it.
Aussie Jingle BellsHere are the lyrics of
Aussie Jingle Bells:
Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden ute,
Kicking up the dust,
Esky in the boot.
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs,
It’s summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts, and thongs.
Oh! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
On a scorching summer’s day.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Christmas time is beaut.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a rusty Holden ute.
Engine’s getting hot,
We dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
He is welcome too.
All the family’s there
Sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day, the Aussie way
By the barbecue!
Oh! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Christmas in Australia
On a scorching summer’s day.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Christmas time is beaut.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a rusty Holden ute.
Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze.
The kids and uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes round to go,
We take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up.
Oh! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Christmas in Australia
On a scorching summer’s day.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Christmas time is beaut.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a rusty Holden ute.
What the words mean“Dashing through the bush In a rusty Holden Ute”
– What is the meaning of
Holden ute?
–
Holden is a make of a car by GM AU, equivalent to Vauxhall, while
ute is a short form or abbreviation of the term
utility (truck). Americans call it a ‘pickup truck’. So, the final translation would be “dashing through the bush in a rusty Chev pickup truck”. Also
ute rhymes with
boot.
“Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot”
– What is
esky?
–
Esky is an Australian brand name for a portable cooler that keeps foods and drinks cooler in an insulated container; it works by keeping ice in the container for cooling purposes.
“Boot”
– trunk of a car used to store things
“Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs”
– What is
Kelpie?
–
Kelpie is an Australian breed of sheepdog with a smooth coat, originally bred from a Scottish collie or any of a breed of energetic working dogs developed in Australia from British sheepdogs. The breed originated in Scotland but is associated with Australia. It is well known as a farmer’s best friend and trained traditionally to herd sheep.
“Singlet”
– Undershirt
“Thongs”
– A kind of beachwear shoe – not resembling women’s underwear. A.k.a. flip-flops.
“The swaggie climbs aboard, he is welcome too”
– What is a
swaggie?
–
Swaggie is the short form of
swagman. A swagman is the person who doesn’t have a particular or permanent place to live and carries a swag – nothing but a pack – and roams all over the place for work. English translation is similar to
tramp. He was a common sight during the depression of 1890s & 1930s. A synonym is
hobo.
“And pack the car and all shoot through Before the washing up”
– What exactly does this line refer to?
– This means ‘Pack your presents or gifts and load in the car before the washing up is done’. Or ‘leave quickly because someone has to clean up’.
“We take the family snap”
– Means to take a family picture with a camera.
It's all humbuggery to me.
Another Aussie xmas song (written and performed by the notorious Rolf Harris).
If you’d rather not Rolf,
here’s another performance (by Greg Champion).
Even another version (by Russell Coight).
Note: In this context,
boomers are kangaroos, not Baby Boomer humans.