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Post by TfS on May 3, 2008 20:38:16 GMT
That's a joke, TfS, not a true story, surely? Fair cop, guv. I'll come quietly. (A hangover is the wrath of grapes. )
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Post by Tone on May 3, 2008 21:01:03 GMT
Nut Screws Washers and Bolts
The old ones are the best ones. Which makes that one of the bestest ones.
Tone
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Post by Barry on May 3, 2008 21:58:42 GMT
There's a lovely bit in Michael Frayn's book The Tin Men where a bunch of compositors make up multi-use headlines (ready-made headlines that can be slotted in to cover several stories). The one they give as an example is:
"Mayfair man in sex show miracle"
Which they manage (if I recall) six stories from ...
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Post by Tone on May 4, 2008 19:41:40 GMT
Which they manage (if I recall) six stories from ...Did they include one wherein "Mayfair man" is the smoker of that brand of fags? (Just wanted to try "fags" on net nanny, really.) Tone
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