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Post by Verbivore on Aug 21, 2008 13:04:25 GMT
I titled this thread as I did because my first impression, aged about eight, of the term picturesque was that it sounded thus. It's not terribly often that one finds humour in books about motor cars, but I have been somewhat amused of late with a couple that I've read. Describing the stable, reassuring ride and handling of the air-suspended Mercedes 600 "Grosser" (that enormous, very square one favoured by European royalty and John Lennon, amongst other '60s and '70s squillionaires), the writer compared that car to the contemporaneous Cadillac and Phantom V Rolls-Royce - both of which "became rather unstable under rapid cornering" (creating a lot of body roll and wallowing that tended to throw the rear passengers around). "While the big Benz gave its occupants the magic carpet ride of air bags, Cadillac and Royce provided cart springs, live rear axles, and sick bags."The author also described the weight of these cars (much favoured by oil sheiks for hooning across the desert) as "equivalent to approximately five camels", which I found most apt and certainly conjured the right picture.
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Post by Pete on Aug 21, 2008 14:42:21 GMT
"Hooning": now there's a verb you don't see very often!
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Post by amanda on Aug 21, 2008 16:45:30 GMT
It's not terribly often that one finds humour in books about motor cars Love him or hate him, our Jeremy Clarkson's comments about motor cars are often highly amusing. He once described the Chrysler Crossfire as resembling a defecating dog.
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Post by Paul Doherty on Aug 21, 2008 17:01:50 GMT
Wasn't Clarkson who remarked that when he picked up a new BMW from the factory, the satnav only wanted to take him to Poland?
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Post by Pete on Aug 21, 2008 22:37:08 GMT
Via Austria and Czechoslovakia, perhaps? ;D
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Post by Paul Doherty on Aug 21, 2008 23:10:29 GMT
Exactly.
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Post by Pete on Aug 21, 2008 23:18:11 GMT
It's not terribly often that one finds humour in books about motor cars Love him or hate him, our Jeremy Clarkson's comments about motor cars are often highly amusing. He once described the Chrysler Crossfire as resembling a defecating dog. I agree - usually laugh-out-loud funny.
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Post by Verbivore on Aug 21, 2008 23:30:19 GMT
Wasn't Clarkson who remarked that when he picked up a new BMW from the factory, the satnav only wanted to take him to Poland? I recall his "doing a Clarkson" on the satnav in a new Benz. Not at all complimentary - it had him thoroughly frustrated.
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Post by Alan Palmer on Aug 22, 2008 8:56:49 GMT
I regularly watch Top Gear even though I don't drive and have no interest in cars. He really is the sort of person I would expect to dislike intensely, but he's really funny.
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Post by Vadim on Aug 26, 2008 7:54:52 GMT
I regularly watch Top Gear even though I don't drive and have no interest in cars. He really is the sort of person I would expect to dislike intensely, but he's really funny. I do drive, however, can never hope to drive any of the cars featured on Top Gear ('cept maybe those featured in the challenges!). However, I echo your sentiments, Alan and Peter; the guy is highly addictive and very LOL funny.
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